I was bored.
For Ashley.

Dumbledore: Snape, you’ve been bad or something so for some unknown reason your punishment is to join Glee Club.

Snape: But.. But now my friends won’t like me. Oh yes…. I don’t have any friends…

… Having to wear muggle clothes and made to prance about like some idiot. LIKE SOME POTTER.

ONE WEEK LATER

SNAPE JOINS GLEE (and becomes popular and cardigan wearing)

(The first two from left to right are Snape dancing then on the far left it’s Finn catching Brittany as she swoons and is says ”even cheerleaders think he’s cool”)

Snape (singing): I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly!

‘cause my body’s too bootylicious for you babe!!!